"Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you must feel would be far worse than any punishment you might receive.

Now, don't you feel terrible?

Don't you feel remorse for what you have done?

Well, that's all I'm going to say about poor Flick."

Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught.

A Christmas Story, 1983.

Tanglefoot, Swampcat and Dirt ~ looking like trouble in the making.

Heidi, I need names for everyone here, please.

Heidi and random snowman.